You know you're a mom when...

... you pee with the door open while singing "How Much is That Puppy In the Window?"

... you consider Boudreaux's Butt Paste hand lotion.

... your car companions lets out a smelly one, and you reply with "Good job, buddy!"

... you notice you have dried boogers on your work pants, but wear them anyway.


Yea, all in the last 24 hours. :)